Relax
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Cosy Fox
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I miss you!
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Always remember, if we get caught you're deaf & I don't speak English! Always got your back...
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May you get as much praise and attention on your Birthday as as average Millennial feels entitled to EVERY DAY!
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Happy Birthday. With age comes amazing skills, You can Sneeze, fart and pee all in one go!
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You need to sit around and chill, Get all Fat and Sassy...
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I'm sorry I called you Old... I thought you knew...
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At your age people expect you to be calm dignified and sober... Disappoint them!
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Happy Birthday to one of the few people I can tolerate...
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I want you to know how much I have enjoyed irritating you this year, and how excited I am to continue this for a very, very long time!
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Statistics show that those who have the most Birthdays live the longest! So here's to many more...
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You can cross "Dying Young" off your list of stuff to worry about!
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