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Thanks for always knowing exactly what I mean with just a look, especially when chaos hits! You're my mind-reading, classroom-taming superstar – enjoy your well-deserved peace!
Thanks for always knowing exactly what I mean with just a look, especially when chaos hits! You're my mind-reading, classroom-taming superstar – enjoy your well-deserved peace!
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We survived another year of classroom adventures! Couldn't have done it without you (and copious amounts of coffee). Thanks for being my amazing co-pilot!
We survived another year of classroom adventures! Couldn't have done it without you (and copious amounts of coffee). Thanks for being my amazing co-pilot!
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They say it takes a village to raise a child... and it definitely takes us two to teach 30 of them! Here's to your well-earned moment of quiet
They say it takes a village to raise a child... and it definitely takes us two to teach 30 of them! Here's to your well-earned moment of quiet
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The Definition of TEACHER!
The Definition of TEACHER!
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My mum says teaching us is very hard work! So here's something to help you rest your super-teacher brain. Don't worry, I won't ask 'why?' in your shower...
My mum says teaching us is very hard work! So here's something to help you rest your super-teacher brain. Don't worry, I won't ask 'why?' in your shower...
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Fanks four beeing a gud teecher!
Fanks four beeing a gud teecher!
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Don't let the little darlings get you down!
Don't let the little darlings get you down!
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Thank you, for being such a great teacher
Thank you, for being such a great teacher
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Thanks, for being a teaching superhero! But even hero's need to recharge their superpowers...! So relax and enjoy a well earned break!
Thanks, for being a teaching superhero! But even hero's need to recharge their superpowers...! So relax and enjoy a well earned break!
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After a year of herding tiny humans you deserve some calm!
After a year of herding tiny humans you deserve some calm!
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After a year of cultivating future geniuses, who may or may not remember to stay in their seats! You've earned some relaxation!
After a year of cultivating future geniuses, who may or may not remember to stay in their seats! You've earned some relaxation!
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You teach young minds and somehow manage to keep your own! You've earned some relaxation!
You teach young minds and somehow manage to keep your own! You've earned some relaxation!
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After a year of expertly navigating tiny tornadoes it's time for you to find some calm & zen, You've earned it!
After a year of expertly navigating tiny tornadoes it's time for you to find some calm & zen, You've earned it!
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Time to wash away the glitter, the glue, and all the awkward questions! You've earned this...
Time to wash away the glitter, the glue, and all the awkward questions! You've earned this...
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I miss your face! Salty Notes - Give the gift of self care and turn a shower into a spa like experience Salty Notes - Are a great way to show you are think about someone. Pack contains: Salty Note, Shower Salts. Shower Bag, two scented candles, Calming Tea bag.
I miss your face!
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Salty Notes - Give the gift of self care and turn a shower into a spa like experience Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
Relax
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KEEP YOUR CHIN UP! OR YOU'LL BE LOOKING AT YOUR BOOBS ALL DAY! Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
KEEP YOUR CHIN UP! OR YOU'LL BE LOOKING AT YOUR BOOBS ALL DAY!
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MY DAD'S DOODLE 3 Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Our Salty Notes have the artwork from local artists Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little note, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
MY DAD'S DOODLE 3
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Always remember, if we get caught you're deaf & I don't speak English! Always got your back... Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little note, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm. Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty!
Always remember, if we get caught you're deaf & I don't speak English! Always got your back...
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Salty Notes - Art work from local artist - we love working with them all Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Pack contains: Salty Note, Shower Salts. Shower Bag, two scented candles, Calming Tea bag.
Cosy Fox
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I miss your face! Lets do something crazy.... Salty Notes - Are a great way to show you are Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Pack contains: Salty Note, Shower Salts. Shower Bag, two scented candles, Calming Tea bag. Salty Notes - Give the gift of self care and turn a shower into a spa like experience
I miss your face! Lets do something crazy....
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Just Hugs... Salty Notes - Our notes are a great way to show you care! Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Pack contains: Salty Note, Shower Salts. Shower Bag, two scented candles, Calming Tea bag. Salty Notes - Give the gift of self care and turn a shower into a spa like experience
Just Hugs...
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Salty Notes - Give the gift of self care and turn a shower into a spa like experience Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm. Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty!
Ther's a study that shows, having a 12 minute chat with a friend can calm your mind and ease your stress. This is a reminder that I always have 12 mins for you!
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Salty Notes - Are a great way to show you are think about someone. Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Pack contains: Salty Note, Shower Salts. Shower Bag, two scented candles, Calming Tea bag.
I miss you!
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My Flabber is Gasted! Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little note, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
My Flabber is Gasted!
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Thank you for putting up with my shit, your sacrifice doesn't go unnoticed... Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little note, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
Thank you for putting up with my shit, your sacrifice doesn't go unnoticed...
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F*CK YES! Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little note, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
F*CK YES!
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Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little note, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
You're leaving! Who's going to be the Office Bitch now?
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Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little note, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
May you get as much praise and attention on your Birthday as as average Millennial feels entitled to EVERY DAY!
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Salty Notes - Our notes are a great way to say you care Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little note, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
The time to Relax is when you don't have time for it!
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Happy Birthday. With age comes amazing skills, You can Sneeze, fart and pee all in one go! Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little note, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
Happy Birthday. With age comes amazing skills, You can Sneeze, fart and pee all in one go!
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Sometimes the greatest gift we can give ourselves is simply the gift of relaxation I'm sending this to you as a way to say... Take a break, breathe deeply & enjoy a moment of calm! Salty Notes - Our notes are a great way to say you care Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little note, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
Sometimes the greatest gift we can give ourselves is simply the gift of relaxation I'm sending this to you as a way to say... Take a break, breathe deeply & enjoy a moment of calm!
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OVERACHIEVER! Congratulations anyway... Salty Notes - Our notes are a great way to say Well Done! Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little note, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
OVERACHIEVER! Congratulations anyway...
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You can cross "Dying Young" off your list of stuff to worry about! Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
You can cross "Dying Young" off your list of stuff to worry about!
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Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... Including you! Salty Notes - Our notes are a great way to say you care Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little note, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... Including you!
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Salty Notes - Our notes are a great way to say you care Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little note, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
No Words, Just Hugs...
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Well done on passing your annual marriage performance review! Happy Anniversary! Now relax... Salty Notes - Give the gift of self care and turn a shower into a spa like experience Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm. Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Shower Bag! Take me in the shower and Relax...
Well done on passing your annual marriage performance review! Happy Anniversary! Now relax...
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CONGRATULATIONS... You smashed the mountain of success Salty Notes - Our notes are a great way to say well done Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little note, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm. Salty Notes - Give the gift of self care and turn a shower into a spa like experience
CONGRATULATIONS... You smashed the mountain of success
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YOU ARE DEAD TO ME... But Congratulations... Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little note, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME... But Congratulations...
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Life is like a balloon, you must put something into it to get the best possible results... Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little note, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
Life is like a balloon, you must put something into it to get the best possible results...
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Good Bye & Good Luck... Miss you already! Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little note, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
Good Bye & Good Luck... Miss you already!
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I just wanted to tell you that, I am so proud of you! Our Salty Notes send a message of love and support Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little note, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
I just wanted to tell you that, I am so proud of you!
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Thank you, you make the world a significantly less shitty place! Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
Thank you, you make the world a significantly less shitty place!
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You're like Sunshine mixed with a little Hurricane... What a great mix... Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little note, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
You're like Sunshine mixed with a little Hurricane... What a great mix...
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I know you're fine, totally fine, absolutely fine. But just in case you're a little bit not fine. I am here! Salty Notes - Let someone know you care, your thinking about them, you miss them. Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
I know you're fine, totally fine, absolutely fine. But just in case you're a little bit not fine. I am here!
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Don't let the F*ckers get you down! Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little note, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
Don't let the F*ckers get you down!
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MY DAD'S DOODLE 2 Salty Notes - Our notes have some great local artist art work Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
MY DAD'S DOODLE 2
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You need to sit around and chill, Get all Fat and Sassy... Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little note, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm. Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty!
You need to sit around and chill, Get all Fat and Sassy...
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I'm sorry for the things I said when I was hungry... Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Give the gift of self care and turn a shower into a spa like experience Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
I'm sorry for the things I said when I was hungry...
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Thank you for being the friend I can't sit next to at serious events! Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Give the gift of self care and turn a shower into a spa like experience Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
Thank you for being the friend I can't sit next to at serious events!
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MY DAD'S DOODLE 1 Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Our notes have some great local artist art work Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
MY DAD'S DOODLE 1
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Cute little Spiky 2 Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Our cards have some great local artist art work Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
Cute little Spiky 2
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Statistics show that those who have the most Birthdays live the longest! So here's to many more... Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
Statistics show that those who have the most Birthdays live the longest! So here's to many more...
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I want you to know how much I have enjoyed irritating you this year, and how excited I am to continue this for a very, very long time! Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
I want you to know how much I have enjoyed irritating you this year, and how excited I am to continue this for a very, very long time!
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Cute little Spiky 1 Salty Notes - Our cards have some great local artist art work Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
Cute little Spiky 1
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Happy Birthday to one of the few people I can tolerate... Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
Happy Birthday to one of the few people I can tolerate...
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At your age people expect you to be calm dignified and sober... Disappoint them! Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
At your age people expect you to be calm dignified and sober... Disappoint them!
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Good luck finding better and funnier colleagues than me Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Give the gift of self care and turn a shower into a spa like experience Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
Good luck finding better and funnier colleagues than me
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You will be missed, Not by me... but you will be missed Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
You will be missed, Not by me... but you will be missed
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Your continued success is starting to get annoying! Congratulations anyway... Salty Notes - Give the gift of self care and turn a shower into a spa like experience Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
Your continued success is starting to get annoying! Congratulations anyway...
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F*ck you and your fancy new job... But congratulations... I hate you... Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm. Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty!
F*ck you and your fancy new job... But congratulations... I hate you...
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I'm sorry I called you Old... I thought you knew... Salty Notes - Our little gift pack comes with everything the receiver needs to have a self-care moment Salty Notes - Our notes can be so Salty! Salty Notes - Pack contains: A funny little card, A Salty Shower bag, A calming tea bad and two scented tea lights - Everything you need for a heavenly evening of self-care calm.
I'm sorry I called you Old... I thought you knew...
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