OK this has nothing to do with Salt! BUT… Let’s be honest: standard Christmas cards usually end up tucked behind a mantelpiece cardholder and forgotten by Boxing Day.
If you’re looking to send something with a little more personality, warmth, and genuine laughs this year, meet Your Special Bauble—our hilarious, cheeky take on festive greetings!
Housed inside a rustic kraft box stamped with “FRAGILE: BE GENTLE WITH ME, I BRUISE EASILY”, this glossy red bauble comes complete with its very own Official Owner’s Manual. Packed with illustrated step-by-step instructions, humorous warnings, and a whole lot of love, it’s equal parts hilarious and heartfelt.
The Special Bauble: A vibrant, glossy Christmas bauble ready to take pride of place on their tree.
(NOTE: Colours vary!)
The Official Owner’s Manual: A mini booklet tied with natural jute twine. Complete with step-by-step tree-hanging diagrams, cheeky warnings about tree tantrums, and a dedicated To/From message section on the back page.
Salty Studio Gift Box: Snugly packed in tissue with custom warning labels that let them know straight away that something special has arrived.
It’s a Keepsake: Unlike paper cards, this bauble comes out year after year, bringing back happy memories (and a chuckle) every time they decorate the tree.
Cheeky & Relatable Humor: From instructions on checking if the Bauble is "happy with the position" to warnings about what happens if instructions aren't followed, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh.
Letterbox Friendly: Shipped in a sturdy box, ready to take straight to their door as a festive surprise.
"WARNING: Failure to follow these instructions will result in screaming tantrums, tears and general mindless violence.”
"Gently take your bauble over to a suitably fabulous Christmas tree... Take a few minutes to decide upon the position your bauble will take..."
"This little bauble has been heavily infused with love and serious seasonal vibes..."
Ready to swap boring cards for something unforgettable?
OK this has nothing to do with Salt! BUT… Let’s be honest: standard Christmas cards usually end up tucked behind a mantelpiece cardholder and forgotten by Boxing Day.
If you’re looking to send something with a little more personality, warmth, and genuine laughs this year, meet Your Special Bauble—our hilarious, cheeky take on festive greetings!
Housed inside a rustic kraft box stamped with “FRAGILE: BE GENTLE WITH ME, I BRUISE EASILY”, this glossy red bauble comes complete with its very own Official Owner’s Manual. Packed with illustrated step-by-step instructions, humorous warnings, and a whole lot of love, it’s equal parts hilarious and heartfelt.
The Special Bauble: A vibrant, glossy Christmas bauble ready to take pride of place on their tree.
(NOTE: Colours vary!)
The Official Owner’s Manual: A mini booklet tied with natural jute twine. Complete with step-by-step tree-hanging diagrams, cheeky warnings about tree tantrums, and a dedicated To/From message section on the back page.
Salty Studio Gift Box: Snugly packed in tissue with custom warning labels that let them know straight away that something special has arrived.
It’s a Keepsake: Unlike paper cards, this bauble comes out year after year, bringing back happy memories (and a chuckle) every time they decorate the tree.
Cheeky & Relatable Humor: From instructions on checking if the Bauble is "happy with the position" to warnings about what happens if instructions aren't followed, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh.
Letterbox Friendly: Shipped in a sturdy box, ready to take straight to their door as a festive surprise.
"WARNING: Failure to follow these instructions will result in screaming tantrums, tears and general mindless violence.”
"Gently take your bauble over to a suitably fabulous Christmas tree... Take a few minutes to decide upon the position your bauble will take..."
"This little bauble has been heavily infused with love and serious seasonal vibes..."
Ready to swap boring cards for something unforgettable?
